作詞：Rick Bryant
作曲：David Lee
編曲：陳志遠
Girl：Oh!
Guy：What's Wrong
Girl：This stupid computer!
Deep voice: If your system is down, just give me a call
Girl: Who's that
Every week, every day, nine to five
I've got my beep-beep beeper on my side
I've got every kind of tool know to man
And I can carry every one with one hand
Hi, Mister computer man
Can you lend me a hand?
Hang on, honey, I'm on my Way. . .(They call him what?...)
CHORUS:
Computer man
Computer man
If your system's breaking down
Just give me a call
Computer man, man, man
Twenty-thousand wires on the floor
A great pair of legs by the door
Got to keep my mind on this machine
But I'm gonna lose my job if she winks at me
Well now, howdy, ma'am
Seems to me you need a hand
Hang on, honey, I'm on my way
CHORUS:
Break: moommmmm, where are these extra screws from?...
Girl: 'Do you really know what you're doing?'
Guy: Ah, I think I'm losing my job.....
I'm friendy as can be
If personal attention is what you need
Hang on, honey, I'm on my way