作詞：黃明志
作曲：黃明志
編曲：李乃剛
麥擱靠北 麥擱傷心
麥擱talk 麥擱吵 麥擱講有講無
咱的愛情 已經Finished
You love him阿兜仔Oh goodbye 我A baby
我一個人 Driving離開墾丁
目屎直直流若袂停 Please don't打電話again乎me
我愛妳疼妳顧妳想妳 buy food乎妳
妳青菜開錢take it easy 擱找紅毛Swimming
我已經Don't say don't see don't know 妳擱來找伊!
I'm not 臭屁 我嘛會講English (ABCDEFG)
Your teacher is better (林老師卡好)
Your great grandmother (林祖嬤)
So don't cry father... (麥靠北)
Don't cry your father cry your mother (麥靠北靠木)
cry you're hungry (靠腰)
I hate you more than every lady
雖然 you're so sexy
please don't you call me text me find me
找我去吃麵
離開妳 I feel so happy!