Lyrics:Carl Douglas
Music:Carl Douglas
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
but they fought with expert timing
There was funky China men
from funky Chinatown
They were trapping them up
they were trapping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art
and everybody knew their part
For my friend, ain't you a stiff,
then I'm kicking from the hip
There was funky Billie Jim and little Sammy John
He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
We took the bow and made a stand
started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me stiff
now we're into a brandnew trip